ext_244688 ([identity profile] brimtoast.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] alt_fen2009-04-22 01:24 pm

Dean's parentage discovered!

Well, that was fast.

And still developing as I post this. Live threads are the best.

Oh, also, Terry's non-protected posts continue to get more and more dangerous (bold, showing personality, expressing opinions), and I don't think he realizes it, and it makes me worry for him.

[identity profile] alt-player.livejournal.com 2009-04-23 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
All right, I changed my mind. I'm perverse that way. This is what Terry did to convince Amycus to take him back:

He fed Amycus dinner and then plied Amycus with firewhiskey. Lots and lots of firewhiskey. Amycus is an alcoholic, but he frequently drinks so much to excess that he vomits it up and Terry is expected to clean it up afterwards. This time, after he'd sicked up on the floor, Terry begged him to take him back to Hogwarts and Amycus slurred, 'I don't believe you want to come back with me. You don't love your master enough. What would you do to prove it?'

Desperate, Terry belly-crawled through the vomit to kiss Amycus' boots as Amycus continued to jeer, 'Prove it, prove it!'

Finally, in total desperation, Terry licked up and ate the vomit.

Urgh.
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[identity profile] ladyrelaynie.livejournal.com 2009-04-23 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
OH THAT POOR BOY.

Argh. I don't have an icon bad enough for this one.

[identity profile] spiffariffic.livejournal.com 2009-04-23 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I was trying to imagine what it could be.

That was worse than anything I could think of.

[identity profile] travelintheways.livejournal.com 2009-04-23 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded and thirded and fourthed... wow. The sheer force of will it would take to do that boggles the mind.