ext_94409 ([identity profile] spiffariffic.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] alt_fen2013-03-17 09:38 pm

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I know my last post here was on Umbridge, so I shan't go on long, but...

Sizzie???

[identity profile] sternel.livejournal.com 2013-03-18 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm with Sally-Ann and Pansy.

I hate her so much.
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[personal profile] zorb 2013-03-18 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, that's a special one.
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[identity profile] ladyrelaynie.livejournal.com 2013-03-18 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
I agree, it's just so patronizing. But a weekly pregnancy test? Really? What a b with an itch. (Literally.)

[identity profile] ellemir.livejournal.com 2013-03-18 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
A weekly test is an awful idea, but it says a lot about Umbridge's lack of understanding how female anatomy works. From her letter to Kerr this is just a badly thought out excuse to check Sinistra isn't having sex, on a weekly basis.
However, won't it reflect badly on Kerr later if he carries her orders out? I can't imagine other Healers buying any need for a weekly, rather than monthly test. Of course, I might be seriously overestimating how much the wizarding world understands about sexual reproduction.
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[personal profile] kiya 2013-03-18 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Especially given the fact that Siz has commented more than once about her usage of contraceptive charms. Which is a possibility that clearly has not considered the option of floating through Dolores's tiny little mind.

[identity profile] edschweppe.livejournal.com 2013-03-19 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
This interchange (http://alt-sinistra.dreamwidth.org/30007.html) between Poppy and Aurora makes it pretty clear to me that, at least in Alternity, the wizarding world understands a lot about sex and sexuality.

Dear darling Dolores? Not so much. Or if she does have a clue, she's quite good at ignoring said clue to further her goal of world Hogwarts domination.
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[identity profile] ladyrelaynie.livejournal.com 2013-03-19 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sort of hoping Siz and Raz elope during Easter hols; wonder how Madam Toad would cope with that teensy problem. :)