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[spiffariffic.livejournal.com]

I know my last post here was on Umbridge, so I shan't go on long, but...

Sizzie???

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[sternel.livejournal.com]

I'm with Sally-Ann and Pansy.

I hate her so much.

[zorb]

Yes, that's a special one.

[ladyrelaynie.livejournal.com]

I agree, it's just so patronizing. But a weekly pregnancy test? Really? What a b with an itch. (Literally.)

[ellemir.livejournal.com]

A weekly test is an awful idea, but it says a lot about Umbridge's lack of understanding how female anatomy works. From her letter to Kerr this is just a badly thought out excuse to check Sinistra isn't having sex, on a weekly basis.
However, won't it reflect badly on Kerr later if he carries her orders out? I can't imagine other Healers buying any need for a weekly, rather than monthly test. Of course, I might be seriously overestimating how much the wizarding world understands about sexual reproduction.

[kiya]

Especially given the fact that Siz has commented more than once about her usage of contraceptive charms. Which is a possibility that clearly has not considered the option of floating through Dolores's tiny little mind.

[edschweppe.livejournal.com]

This interchange (http://alt-sinistra.dreamwidth.org/30007.html) between Poppy and Aurora makes it pretty clear to me that, at least in Alternity, the wizarding world understands a lot about sex and sexuality.

Dear darling Dolores? Not so much. Or if she does have a clue, she's quite good at ignoring said clue to further her goal of world Hogwarts domination.

[ladyrelaynie.livejournal.com]

I'm sort of hoping Siz and Raz elope during Easter hols; wonder how Madam Toad would cope with that teensy problem. :)

[spiffariffic.livejournal.com]

She'd probably try really hard to find a reason to fire her, though goodness knows she's looking already.