Rod and Raz, LOLcat translation
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alt_fenOK, because of this, there came to be this, which I was asked to post here:
Raz: SO POKE ME ALREADY U KNOW U WANT TO
Rod: HOW INTRSTNG. U CRAVE TEH POKE, U KNO U DO.
Raz: U TRYIN 2 CATCH ME. NO THANKS.
Rod: U R ALREDDY CAUGHT, SRSLY LOL.
Raz: PREDICTABLE ROD IS PREDICTABLE. ALSO, U R NOT TEH BOSS OF ME.
Rod: U THINK U R TEH BOSS OF YOU? PWNED!
Raz: U R STILL TRYIN 2 CATCH ME BUT OK I TALKS WIT U. I CAN HAS PERSONAL GROWTH, K?
Rod: PERSONL GROWTH. SURE. YOU TALLER, OK. BUT GROWTH LIEK CHANGE GROWTH? WANTING PERSON WANTS, AND DISDAINING PERSON DISDAINZ. I'M IN UR DISCUSSION, RECAPITULATING MY CENTRAL METAPHORS OF DISPAYR.
Raz: UR METAPHOR HAZ A DISCONTINUITY. ALSO, O HAI, IMMUTABLE CORE OF PERSONALITY. I HAD THAT REALIZATION ALREADY (BUT GRIEF EATED IT. BUT STILL). U CAN HAZ REALIZATION FOR FIRST TIME NOW? NOOB.
Rod: I'M IN UR PERSONAL HISTORY, CHALLENGING UR ASSERTIONS OF GROWTH. ALSO, THIS DREAM OF BEING CAN-OPENER FOR SOMEBODY'S TINNED HOPES AND DREAMS? IZ NOT SO GREAT AKSHULLY.
Raz: WORD. SAD ROD IS SAD?
Rod: RESIGNED ROD IS RESIGNED. XCEPT NOT RLY. XCEPT I AM PWNED. BAI MAISELF. RLY. NO, RLY, DAMMIT.
Rod: ALSO, INFURIATING YOUNGR BROTHR IS INFURIATING. HOW YOU PWN ME IN UR TOPIC?
Raz: U PWNS URSELF. KTHXBAI. ALSO, OMG WATCH OUT 4 BELLA.
Rod: DANGERUS BELLA IS DANGERUS. I KNOW. I HAZ A BELLA, AND HAZ HAD A BELLA FOR LONG TIME. XCEPT NOT LATELY.
Raz: OMGWTFBBQ. (ALSO, INVISABLE TMI, BUT ANYHOW.) IF U WANT, I CAN HAZ LECHERUS BACHLR PARTY.
Rod: DO NOT WANT. WELL, DO NOT NEED, ANYHOW. (REMEMBR, PREDICTABLE ROD IS PREDICTABLE?)
Raz: PREDICTABLE ROD IS... O! U CAN HAZ DISTRACTIONS ALREADY?
Rod: MONORAIL ROD IS ALREADY ON-LINE. STILL, U CAN HAZ WILD BACHLR PARTY IF U WANTZ ONE.
Raz: OK. CAN HAZ.
Raz: SO POKE ME ALREADY U KNOW U WANT TO
Rod: HOW INTRSTNG. U CRAVE TEH POKE, U KNO U DO.
Raz: U TRYIN 2 CATCH ME. NO THANKS.
Rod: U R ALREDDY CAUGHT, SRSLY LOL.
Raz: PREDICTABLE ROD IS PREDICTABLE. ALSO, U R NOT TEH BOSS OF ME.
Rod: U THINK U R TEH BOSS OF YOU? PWNED!
Raz: U R STILL TRYIN 2 CATCH ME BUT OK I TALKS WIT U. I CAN HAS PERSONAL GROWTH, K?
Rod: PERSONL GROWTH. SURE. YOU TALLER, OK. BUT GROWTH LIEK CHANGE GROWTH? WANTING PERSON WANTS, AND DISDAINING PERSON DISDAINZ. I'M IN UR DISCUSSION, RECAPITULATING MY CENTRAL METAPHORS OF DISPAYR.
Raz: UR METAPHOR HAZ A DISCONTINUITY. ALSO, O HAI, IMMUTABLE CORE OF PERSONALITY. I HAD THAT REALIZATION ALREADY (BUT GRIEF EATED IT. BUT STILL). U CAN HAZ REALIZATION FOR FIRST TIME NOW? NOOB.
Rod: I'M IN UR PERSONAL HISTORY, CHALLENGING UR ASSERTIONS OF GROWTH. ALSO, THIS DREAM OF BEING CAN-OPENER FOR SOMEBODY'S TINNED HOPES AND DREAMS? IZ NOT SO GREAT AKSHULLY.
Raz: WORD. SAD ROD IS SAD?
Rod: RESIGNED ROD IS RESIGNED. XCEPT NOT RLY. XCEPT I AM PWNED. BAI MAISELF. RLY. NO, RLY, DAMMIT.
Rod: ALSO, INFURIATING YOUNGR BROTHR IS INFURIATING. HOW YOU PWN ME IN UR TOPIC?
Raz: U PWNS URSELF. KTHXBAI. ALSO, OMG WATCH OUT 4 BELLA.
Rod: DANGERUS BELLA IS DANGERUS. I KNOW. I HAZ A BELLA, AND HAZ HAD A BELLA FOR LONG TIME. XCEPT NOT LATELY.
Raz: OMGWTFBBQ. (ALSO, INVISABLE TMI, BUT ANYHOW.) IF U WANT, I CAN HAZ LECHERUS BACHLR PARTY.
Rod: DO NOT WANT. WELL, DO NOT NEED, ANYHOW. (REMEMBR, PREDICTABLE ROD IS PREDICTABLE?)
Raz: PREDICTABLE ROD IS... O! U CAN HAZ DISTRACTIONS ALREADY?
Rod: MONORAIL ROD IS ALREADY ON-LINE. STILL, U CAN HAZ WILD BACHLR PARTY IF U WANTZ ONE.
Raz: OK. CAN HAZ.
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Date: 2012-08-13 01:37 am (UTC)ALSO, THIS DREAM OF BEING CAN-OPENER FOR SOMEBODY'S TINNED HOPES AND DREAMS? IZ NOT SO GREAT AKSHULLY.
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Date: 2012-08-14 06:05 am (UTC)Brilliant.