Umbridge's PMs

[batrachian]

(As of post, she'd made two. Dunno if there will be more.)

Observations, wanted to see if I'm the only one completely creeped out.

1) I'm pretty sure that if Minerva were still about, Wilhelmina wouldn't have had her curriculum questioned. And if something did happen, well. Poppy's awesome like that.

2) Weekly pregnancy tests? With Umbridge privy? Aside from being rather unnecessary (last I checked you needed to actually have sex to be pregnant, and gods know Raz and Siz haven't had that kind of alone time...), it's also a clear breach of whatever shred of confidentiality oaths Kerr might be pretending to cling to.

3) The diminutive addresses are, uh. I can't imagine anyone liking her enough to let use them. And she'll probably keep going on, because nobody can tell her how clearly out of line she is.

'Brick in the lake' plans cannot happen soon enough.

Comments

[kiya]

Horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, schadenfreude.

[adeliej]

And in one of the new ones - she's really putting all the work onto Neville and Linus, isn't she. And she's going to get all the credit, of course. *Agh.* I hope one of "the best suppliers (keeping cost firmly in mind)" makes a mistake and plants something... oh, paralysing, say, that Umbridge bumps into on one of her inevitable inspections and that only Poppy can fix.
And "Sizzie," really? Of all the diminutives. Of course Kerr doesn't get one - she probably likes him too much for that.
She is so horrible.

[elisem]

It seems she only nicknames women. Ewww. That's just like her.

[synecdochic]

I am confident that Neville will be doing something to the garden that can never be traced back to him that will result in it dying horribly at some point.

Also, lol, the itchy socks popped back up again! That will never fail to crack me up.

[batrachian]

Itchy socks!

*still dead of giggling*

[synecdochic]

COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A MORE DESERVING PERSON

[elisem]

Didn't Dolohov promise Sally-Anne that the socks would not wind up anywhere they shouldn't go?

Exactly.

[jenett]

Well, better to put all the work onto Neville and Linus than the lethal DEs.

(I still loved Dolohov's deflection of "No, go find a HISTORIAN!" about that originally.)

[synecdochic]

ah, slytherin promises. :)