Umbridge's PMs

[batrachian]

(As of post, she'd made two. Dunno if there will be more.)

Observations, wanted to see if I'm the only one completely creeped out.

1) I'm pretty sure that if Minerva were still about, Wilhelmina wouldn't have had her curriculum questioned. And if something did happen, well. Poppy's awesome like that.

2) Weekly pregnancy tests? With Umbridge privy? Aside from being rather unnecessary (last I checked you needed to actually have sex to be pregnant, and gods know Raz and Siz haven't had that kind of alone time...), it's also a clear breach of whatever shred of confidentiality oaths Kerr might be pretending to cling to.

3) The diminutive addresses are, uh. I can't imagine anyone liking her enough to let use them. And she'll probably keep going on, because nobody can tell her how clearly out of line she is.

'Brick in the lake' plans cannot happen soon enough.

Comments

[elisem]

Didn't Dolohov promise Sally-Anne that the socks would not wind up anywhere they shouldn't go?

Exactly.

[synecdochic]

ah, slytherin promises. :)