Rod and Raz, LOLcat translation

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OK, because of this, there came to be this, which I was asked to post here:

( Rod and Raz, private messages, LOLcat translation )

Recap for the week of 28 July, Year 4

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28 July
Lucius charges Draco to keep an eye out for conspiracy. Justin tries to stay awake. Ron asks to move into Percy's room. Dean worries whether he or Seamus will suffer Capper's fate.

29 July
Padma disapproves of losing practice time for the Freedom Day performance. Molly praises Ginny's offer to Percy. Barty Crouch, Jr. congratulates Selwyn for following through on the change in Capper's status. Professor Sinistra lets off some steam about the direction of the YPL.

30 July
Harry checks on Hermione. Sally-Anne wishes Neville a happy birthday. Padma organizes an impromptu practice session. Percy prioritizes work over spending time with Penny. Alice inquires of Snape whether Neville discussed his plan to ask his parents for information. Frank seeks permission from Arthur and Minerva to tell Neville and then Obliviate him. Alice further invites Terry to come and talk to Neville before he is Obliviated. Remus speculates about the flurry of the Longbottoms' private messages. Sirius makes sure Alice and Frank have the situation under control. Frank discloses the situation to the whole Order.

31 July
Lana Sandoval writes herself a panicked message she wishes she could send. She then sends a much more acceptable note to the recipient. Sirius weighs in on the Order's discussion from the previous night. Narcissa marks the observation of Freedom Day. Harry posts proudly about the parade performance. Remus offers to give Neville and Evelyn lessons on boggarts. Padma thanks Daphne and Blaise for their help with the CCF's routine.

1 August
Madam Umbridge commends those who worked hard on the Freedom Day celebrations. Alice shoos Frank away while she and Evelyn have a mother-daughter talk. Madam Pomfrey expresses her support to Frank and Alice. Nymphadora reports that Ellie is managing Bea with no problems.

2 August
Lana Sandoval meets her bridesmaids for their bachelorette spa day. Ron warns the ISS that the collectible dolls may be charmed to spy on their owners.

3 August
Terry fears that his friends may be falling for the Protectorate's temptations. Sally-Anne discusses her concerns with Professor Sinistra. She also shares what she learns with Ron and Pansy. She further tells Hermione and asks if she should warn Harry.

Recap for the week of 4 August, Year 4

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4 August
Padma congratulates Lana and Ned on their wedding. Penelope borrows money from her mother. Terry suffers nightmares and insomnia. Seamus explains himself to his guardian.

5 August
Terry regrets his previous warning to the ISS. Blaise aborts a post. Lana Sandoval thanks Rodolphus for his interventions. Madam Pomfrey accounts for her training course in water safety. Nymphadora looks for the photographs of Lana's wedding. Alice prepares Moddey Dhoo for a storm. Sally-Anne tells the ISS about the coming exercises. Barty Crouch, Jr. gives Lana and Ned little time for themselves.

6 August
Lee Jordan bids the ISS lock farewell. Alice takes stock of the damage caused by the weather. Professor Sinistra learns that her services are no longer needed for the YPL.

7 August
Fred and George celebrate Lee Jordan's birthday. Harry assesses his team's performance in the day's activities.

8 August
Draco fails to say what he seems to want to say. Ron feels pretty triumphant about his day's efforts.

9 August
Barty Crouch, Jr. demands the CCF training reports moving forward. Arthur informs the Order that Lee is considering joining.

10 August
Professor Sinistra receives some welcome news. Barty Crouch, Jr. provides his own congratulations to Rabastan.