Among the many fine quotes from tonight

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Is, of course, Professor McGonagall's.

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Linus: "Professor Dolohov, I have taken a rough sampling of various kitten reports made through various and sundry journals, and it is my current estimation that the data suggest the epicenter of the feline tidal wave is on the first floor near Madam Umbridge's office (http://alt-antonin.dreamwidth.org/12652.html?thread=86124#cmt86124)."

Draco: "Plates get dropped all the time (http://alt-draco.dreamwidth.org/29371.html?thread=485051#cmt485051)"

Zack: "Zabini doesn't snog half the people he says he's snogged. But I suppose so long as it's not you, Mils, we're safe. (http://alt-zacharias.dreamwidth.org/14934.html?thread=136022#cmt136022).

Then, of course, there's this priceless exchange (http://alt-zacharias.dreamwidth.org/14934.html?thread=136278#cmt136278) between Linus and Lavender:

Lavender: Wait, did a pixie just fly in here?

Linus: Merlin. Sorry about your hairdo, Lav. I was trying to untangle the little winged menace.

Lavender: You couldn't have used Stupefy first?

Linus: I thought you might have objected.
[pause]
Oh. On the pixie. Right.

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But Linus' and Lavender's exchange isn't complete without the line after that:

Lavender: I suppose I was jumping around a bit. Sorry, sweetie.