Well, it's happened.

[ladyrelaynie]

You've officially made me feel sorry for Padma. I didn't think it was possible, but.

Oh. My. Merlin.

Actually, I'd be feeling sorrier for her if I wasn't laughing quite this hard.

Also of import: this thread. Hope we get to find out exactly what Mr. Malfoy said soon!

Why would Ptolemy Baddock be angry, though? Unless Finnigan . . .

This is the best party ever.

Comments

[ladyrelaynie]

Am I the only one who's kind of offended that they rewrote Shakespeare?

Just me then?

(God, poor Draco).

[ellemir]

I was, for a moment.

But it makes sense for the Protectorate to use great literature to try to reinforce their worldview.

My concern for Draco is that he is going to get distracted a little by Padma. After all Ron didn't want to impede his chances in the competition.

[ladyrelaynie]

It does make sense, but I still kind of want to find the wizard/wizards who did it and smack them on the back of the head. YOU DO NOT MESS WITH MY SHAKESPEARE :)

Yeah, Padma as she is right now is certainly a distraction. Feel sorry for her too. They didn't make her like Draco, he's just who her heart desires.

I kind of hope Draco isn't a jerk about it. Apologetic and firm, but decent. You know? And really, now he knows how it feels to have someone like you whom you don't like. So maybe it's a good thing.

[ellemir]

But rewriting Shakespeare is nothing new.
The Lamb's rewrote it as Tales from Shakespeare, a book for Children.
I had a copy of Macbeth as a child that had the original on one page and a modern poetic version opposite.
There have been comic book style animations, versions set in different historic eras.
You may dislike them doing it, but it is really not unusual.

[ellemir]

Oh and it is such a shame Padma had enough sense left to write that as a PM. Draco is probably too private an individual to share it with others, but Sally-Ann and Pansy would love it.

[ellemir]

Oh and I've been rereading from the beginning recently.

Back in year 1 , Lucius says that Revati Patel has approached him worried that Padma is being inappropriate in her delight at befriending Draco.
Has she been nursing a crush all these years? And if so have the players been planning this, or is it just coincidental?

[ladyrelaynie]

True. Though is it bad I'm sort of hoping Hermione gets jealous about Padma sending him PMs?

I know Shakespeare gets rewritten a lot, and I'm even fond of some of those versions. What bothers me is that they injected racism (magicism?)into it.

[ladyrelaynie]

Yeah. I clicked the malfoy tag on her post, and it's rather enlightening reading in hindsight.

Also, no wonder she called Pansy Porkinson.

[lucky_guess]

I'm starting to get a Bad Feeling About Padma.

Cutting out her heart and making it stop sounds like a pretty severe choice. Like the sort you don't come back from.

[cheyinka]

Coupled with how decidedly out-of-sorts she sounds, yeah :(

[ellemir]

Now she's crying because she tried to open a vein for him and someone healed it.
This is getting messy. And I'm more worried Ron will get great marks for his plan than I am about Patil.
Did you see what she wrote about Dean Thomas? There really is nothing nice about her

[cheyinka]

Yeah, I am absolutely more worried about Ron - both that he'll get great marks and that he'll be pleased with himself, when (Padma's own horrible-ness aside) he really did do something terribly wrong.

And I'm worried about Draco's and Ron's ability to work together in the Order, too - Draco asked "what did you give her, so it can be fixed?" and Ron was all "ha ha ha wait I mean oh no oh no that's terrible" :(

[stinaleigh]

Yep, they (Ron, etc) should have let Draco in on it from the beginning. Even if one of Ron's targets could have been Draco, I think Draco might have gone along with things with Padma, had he known what was up.