Memorable lines from Alternity

[elisem]

NEW, DAY, INTEGRITY, ALLEGIANCE, FUTURE, PROSPERITY, FIDELITY and TITS.

BEACON!

And, of course, always and forever:

My name is Harry Potter, and I am a member of the Order of the Phoenix. And my magic and my life will be spent in service to freedom and equality.
(And the original.)

Comments

[pegkerr]

And they were so screamingly funny.

[naomikritzer]

Meeting minutes are an underutilized vehicle for humor. They have a lot of potential!

[elisem]

Which is probably related to why you are a fun-to-read political blogger!

[naomikritzer]

...you know, you're right, I used very close to the same tone for the meeting minutes that I often use in my political posts. I guess it's the same part of my brain.